I have a few, a few questions to ponder…Why, when everything goes bad or is crappy it is TOTALLY MY fault, yet when things turn out good or better than expected or are going great, it is BECAUSE of SOMEONE else? (Note to Fernando: I am not actually yelling those words, only strongly emphasizing them.) Riddle me that, Batman.
Oh, here’s a good one! When I tell a funny story about someone, with the intention to pass along the humor of the story, why do I get yelled at for hurting someone’s feelings and trying to embarrass them? Yet, when I am being thrown under an oversized double decker bus (fully loaded with passengers and luggage) at 85 miles an hour and get my little feelings hurt, am I told to “grow up!” or “get thicker skin!” Or “you are soooo dramatic, Mandy!” Another riddle from the Riddler to the Batman.

I think I have a bunch more of these, I just can’t remember them at the moment. My brain is overcrowded with thoughts of things I can actually answer realistically and rationally.

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